My Cheesepuff

IN CAHOOTS WITH LE TOOTS In cahoots with le toots…..This boy whose ripe semenmade my whole body teemen-with babies. This … More

Lunch today

Bibbed up, the children take to the canteen, walking in a crocodile across the road. And today will partake of … More


Having traded off a spot in the commuter-belt of Kent to transport our offspring somewhere less pressured and 4×4-choked up, … More

Lost in translation…

Full of freaks, misfits and oddbods; the French France of expats and longjohns is the current one we imbibe. Having … More